Q: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend? Forums › Jokes › Q: What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend? This topic has 0 replies, 1 voice, and was last updated 16 years, 9 months ago by Frosty. Log In Register Lost Password Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) Author Posts January 26, 2008 at 1:12 am #161 FrostyKeymaster A: Homeless. Author Posts Log In Register Lost Password Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Sign Up Log In